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| Email Friend | | | "The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy
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| Email Friend | | | Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.
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| Email Friend | | | "Beer is proof that God loves us and
wants us to be happy."
--- Einstein
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| Email Friend | | | I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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| Email Friend | | | Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella
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| Email Friend | | | I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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| Email Friend | | | The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
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| Email Friend | | | There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.
- Uncle Duke Doonesbury
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