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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Drugs and Alcohol
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| Email Friend | | | I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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| Email Friend | | | Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
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| Email Friend | | | "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something."
George Burns.
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| Email Friend | | | "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Denis Leary.
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| Email Friend | | | "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.
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| Email Friend | | | "You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.
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| Email Friend | | | "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.
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| Email Friend | | | "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.
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| Email Friend | | | "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx.
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| Email Friend | | | "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson.
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