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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure. 

     --Ambrose Bierce
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 

     - Oscar Wilde
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman

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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. 

     - Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
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A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson
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