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| Email Friend | | | Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
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| Email Friend | | | Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
--Ambrose Bierce
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| Email Friend | | | What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
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| Email Friend | | | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
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| Email Friend | | | When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
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| Email Friend | | | All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
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