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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Drugs and Alcohol
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
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| Email Friend | | | To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
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| Email Friend | | | "Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik
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| Email Friend | | | I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thomson
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| Email Friend | | | "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
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| Email Friend | | | "I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
-- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny
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| Email Friend | | | "I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
alt.humor.best-of-usenet)
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| Email Friend | | | "It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
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| Email Friend | | | Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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