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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Drugs and Alcohol
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| Email Friend | | | * I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson
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| Email Friend | | | "Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"
-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | * Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
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| Email Friend | | | Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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| Email Friend | | | If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)
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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything."
- Jim Harrison
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| Email Friend | | | A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
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| Email Friend | | | "I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
-- Karen
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| Email Friend | | | Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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