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"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." 

                                            - Lily Tomlin

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We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners 
around here. 

                                        - Edward Abbey

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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.

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