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| Email Friend | | | "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts
as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
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| Email Friend | | | When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
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| Email Friend | | | "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni
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| Email Friend | | | "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
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| Email Friend | | | "A billion years ago, human life
appearred on earth. A billion minutes
ago Christianity emerged. A billion
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning."
1996 Coca-Cola annual report
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| Email Friend | | | Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
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| Email Friend | | | Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.
Sent by Tara
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| Email Friend | | | "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
--Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."
- Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate.
The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."
- Jay Leno
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