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For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
girls.
        --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s

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Antique is just another word for second-hand.

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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

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Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 

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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
               vice-presidential candidate during a news
               conference in which he  was asked his
               opinion of the Holocaust
 

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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.

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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

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"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.

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