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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

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When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

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But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...

                                                 -- Deuteronomy 22:20-21

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"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."

                                    --Edward Abbey



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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.


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Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
         whose tailor is a blacksmith.

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"... and call off Christmas!"
                        -- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
                                "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"


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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
       Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
       (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
       Letterman


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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."


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