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	Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

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	"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA, they'd read: This is a test, please ignore or perhaps: The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to this material, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose" -- Malcolm Ray, uhaa032@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk

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	"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Dan Quayle

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	The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck. -- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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	I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a 
plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.

                 -Tim Allen

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."

 - Steven Wright

"I hacked into Microsoft, and all I got was this lousy source code."