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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 

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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


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The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course


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Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ


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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler


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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
less.
        --Len Cool

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. 

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