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	I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".

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	Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit." Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!" Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!" Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?" Worf: "Die." Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"

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	A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. - The Doctor, Doctor Who

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	"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..." -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)

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	"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+ radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a match made in heaven." -- The Internet Oracle

"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger

"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
                        -- me

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch