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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm


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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 

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All that glitters has a high refractive index.


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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.


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Entropy isn't what it used to be.


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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.


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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 

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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File


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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)


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