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| Email Friend | | | "Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other... er... um..."
-- Unknown, via Kim Asher
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| Email Friend | | | "Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
-- Mr. Cranky,
http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/
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| Email Friend | | | "The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon. Useful for
selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
behavior."
-- man 6 pom
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
intimacy..."
-- Dante, on oz#gothic
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| Email Friend | | | "Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
-- primus@shell1.aimnet.com
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| Email Friend | | | "You stop that. You scare my chickens."
-- Wing Commander IV, when you quit
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| Email Friend | | | "In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
-- The shortened Big Bang theory
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| Email Friend | | | a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
No fun! You people so boring!"
-- The Weirdness Test,
http://www.math.grin.edu/~hamilton/text/weirdness.txt
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| Email Friend | | | Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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| Email Friend | | | I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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