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	"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." - Wernher von Braun

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	If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

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	That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things. - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture

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	"You're not playing klondike again are you?" "No, it's a hallucination." "Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9." -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben

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	"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically, and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has problems." -- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall

"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski