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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."


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Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."


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For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). 

    -- Edgar R. Fiedler


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ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.


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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
       Hoffman


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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0


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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
                                      
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"


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"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 

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"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland


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