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	"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -- Isaac Asimov

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	"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe" -- a real newgroup

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	"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there is symmetry." -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"

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	"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them. If someone else's solution is a better fit, by all means buy it." "Hey! This is an *.advocacy group! You can't use that logic in here!" -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov, tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups

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	"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?" -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"

"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
 character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
 is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
 blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
 to get a wider frame of reference."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski

Never replicate a successful experiment.
        -- Fett's Law

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. 

"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc