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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing 
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly 
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or 
repair

                                     - Douglas Adams

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A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

                                    - Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright

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"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl." 

                                           - Mike Adams

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You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey

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"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996

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"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

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"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton

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Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.

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