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	The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair - Douglas Adams

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	A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

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	I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time. - Steven Wright

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	"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl." - Mike Adams

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	You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. - Edward Abbey

"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton

Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.