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| Email Friend | | | "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.
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| Email Friend | | | "Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
FA Montagu.
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| Email Friend | | | "Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
Mike Barfield.
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| Email Friend | | | Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...
- John Mendosa
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| Email Friend | | | "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
- Marilyn Pittman
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| Email Friend | | | Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.
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| Email Friend | | | Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
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| Email Friend | | | "If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
perpetual motion."
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| Email Friend | | | Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
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| Email Friend | | | "The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems
to be missing."
- William J. Broad
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