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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones




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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


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The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course


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I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

                                   - Albert Einstein

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I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

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You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

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