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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson
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"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens
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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." 

    - Will Gillespie
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990
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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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