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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing. 

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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                           --Mark Twain

  

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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer


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After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the  appointment of David Steele to the post.

-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
                    Barrington, Rhode Island

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Useful Latin phrases for today :
Get a life -
   Fac ut vivas


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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle


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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
 bell."
                        -- The Far Side


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"It is the policy of the Association for the Study of Meats not to engage
 in discrimination or harassment against any person on the basis of race,
 color, religion, intelligence, sex, lack thereof, national origin, ancestry,
 incestry, age, marital status, disability, sexual orientation, unfavorable
 discharge from the military, other unfavorable discharges, or status as a
 disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era and to comply with all Federal
 and State non-discrimination, equal opportunity and affirmative action laws,
 orders, and regulations.

 The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign does not necessarily endorse,
 recommend, or approve the products and services mentioned on this page.
 However, the administrators probably eat Spam(tm), so you shouldn't really
 care what they think.

 You are dumb.

 The above statement does not necessarily reflect the views of the Univerity
 of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (but you know that's what they think of you).


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On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
   don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
   replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
   University will allow me to award."


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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements


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