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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

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"Procrastinate Now!"

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Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

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"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks.

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"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 

Enoch Powell.

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

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Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf


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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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