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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Excellently Weird
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| Email Friend | | | "'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
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| Email Friend | | | Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
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| Email Friend | | | "7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
potato?"
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | "... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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| Email Friend | | | "O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
-- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
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| Email Friend | | | "What are you clearing your throat for?"
"Practice."
-- tanya, Alasdair
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| Email Friend | | | I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
-Joey Adams
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| Email Friend | | | Charles Schultz:
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
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