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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Excellently Weird
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| Email Friend | | | Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.
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| Email Friend | | | "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
-- fortune
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| Email Friend | | | "You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll
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| Email Friend | | | The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances.
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| Email Friend | | | I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her,
and she said that I must have been out drinking again.
I asked her why she would say that, and she said,
"Because I'm your father."
- Dave George
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| Email Friend | | | For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.
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| Email Friend | | | I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
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| Email Friend | | | If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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| Email Friend | | | "Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other... er... um..."
-- Unknown, via Kim Asher
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| Email Friend | | | "My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
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