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| Email Friend | | | "This book fills a much-needed gap. "
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
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| Email Friend | | | "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is. "
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
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| Email Friend | | | There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on...
-- Robert Byrne
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| Email Friend | | | "Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
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| Email Friend | | | "Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
Levenson (1911-1980)
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| Email Friend | | | "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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| Email Friend | | | "We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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| Email Friend | | | In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out"
-- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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