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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Excellently Weird
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| Email Friend | | | "A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_."
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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| Email Friend | | | "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.
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| Email Friend | | | * When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
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| Email Friend | | | * Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
Chinese couldn't care less.
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| Email Friend | | | "I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said
'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the
office."
-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
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| Email Friend | | | ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you
buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back
and demand a refund?
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| Email Friend | | | ON MODERNISM
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two.
One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.
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| Email Friend | | | ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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