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| Email Friend | | | I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
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| Email Friend | | | The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
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| 83 |
| Email Friend | | | "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
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| 84 |
| Email Friend | | | Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
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| Email Friend | | | I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
he failed to pay his taxes.
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| Email Friend | | | Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
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| Email Friend | | | "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
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| Email Friend | | | "Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
leap for the beef industry..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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| Email Friend | | | "It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and
tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."
-- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.
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| Email Friend | | | "Yow! Am I having fun yet?!"
-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead
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