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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)


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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.


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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.


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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989 

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"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 

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"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

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If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

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