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	Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.

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	Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI) recently adcvised constituents not to expect all their problems to be solved by the federal government. He warned voters, "Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom."

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	"I like the bestiality..." -- Karen Peisley

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	"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party." "Why not?" "Because I'm going to be dead by then." -- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen

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	I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known, you are one of them. Unknown

"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

                                      --Edward Abbey

Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.

"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"

                                    --Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'

I went to the cinema, and the prices were:  Adults $5.00, children $2.50.  So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.