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| Email Friend | | | Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.
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| Email Friend | | | Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI) recently adcvised constituents
not to expect all their problems to be solved by the federal
government. He warned voters, "Congress is not the sole
suppository of wisdom."
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| Email Friend | | | "Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
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| Email Friend | | | I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | "How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | "Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"
--Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
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| Email Friend | | | I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."
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| Email Friend | | | Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
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