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	"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin

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	ON HUMILITY To err is human, to moo bovine.

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	* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog

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	Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. Steve Bluestone

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	Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. Anita Wise

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. 

     - Everett Dirksen 

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright

"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)