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"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 

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ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.


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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog


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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise


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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. 

     - Everett Dirksen 

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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." 

     - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks 

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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright


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"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)


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