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| Email Friend | | | "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns
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Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
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| Email Friend | | | - Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would
be so many.
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| Email Friend | | | Life is a great bundle of little things.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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| Email Friend | | | "... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
-- me, true story
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| Email Friend | | | "So let me get this straight:
There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
on his own in a room with a camera?
Now I'm really lost.
PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
-- me
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| Email Friend | | | "... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
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| Email Friend | | | "... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
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| Email Friend | | | The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
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