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| Email Friend | | | "If I had a dollar for every casino in the world, I'd probably lose it
all gambling."
- Paul Bartunek
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| Email Friend | | | Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet.
- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)
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| Email Friend | | | It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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| Email Friend | | | "They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take
them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air
Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
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| Email Friend | | | "Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
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| Email Friend | | | Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
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| Email Friend | | | It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.
- Martin Mull
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| Email Friend | | | Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen from Without Feathers
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| Email Friend | | | I only use de-oudourant under one arm,
so I know what I would have smelled of.
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