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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News


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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)


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So it goes

     - Kurt Vonnegut 

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"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."

- Record Executive Phil Walden 

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I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.

     - Milton Berle 

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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
 or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
 like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
                        -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski


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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior


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Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
           though I don't know what it's a plan for."


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Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."


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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates 

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