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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown

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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."


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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

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Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is 
surprised?" 

- Jim Lockwood

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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child." 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

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Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland 
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern 
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among 
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made 
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.


- William E. Geist, The New York Times

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In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a 
tree.

                                           - Steven Wright

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