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| Email Friend | | | "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
--Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
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| Email Friend | | | "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
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| Email Friend | | | "I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."
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| Email Friend | | | Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
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| Email Friend | | | "If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
surprised?"
- Jim Lockwood
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| Email Friend | | | "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values
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| Email Friend | | | Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.
- William E. Geist, The New York Times
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| Email Friend | | | In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a
tree.
- Steven Wright
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