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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin



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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.


Sent by Angela


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A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."


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I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

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