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| Email Friend | | | "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
George Gobal.
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| Email Friend | | | "As God once said, and I think rightly..."
Margaret Thatcher.
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| Email Friend | | | "I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
WC Fields.
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| Email Friend | | | "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
GW Hegel.
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| Email Friend | | | "I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
Kevin Gildea.
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| 266 |
| Email Friend | | | "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa.
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| Email Friend | | | When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright
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| Email Friend | | | "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone
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| Email Friend | | | "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
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| Email Friend | | | "Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."
on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper
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