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| Email Friend | | | Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
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| Email Friend | | | "If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "
-The Unknown Shakespeare
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| Email Friend | | | "Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
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| Email Friend | | | "Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
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| Email Friend | | | "She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
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| Email Friend | | | If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
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| Email Friend | | | I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.
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| Email Friend | | | If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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| Email Friend | | | "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.
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