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	Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?

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	"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR! " -The Unknown Shakespeare

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	"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"

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	"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"

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	"She sure is a striking beauty." "You said it! She slapped me twice."

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

If I was you I would have sex with me

If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.