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	"P.S. There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on the shelf across from you in the cafeteria." -- James "Kibo" Parry

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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
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