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| Email Friend | | | "No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
-- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net
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| Email Friend | | | Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
fuck!!!!
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
utility closet."
"HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
Tell her to get it straight."
-- kife@ix.netcom.com, Lt. Wilkes
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| Email Friend | | | He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
death.
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| Email Friend | | | Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
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| Email Friend | | | There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?"
- Walter Matthau, The Survivors
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| Email Friend | | |
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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| Email Friend | | | I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
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| Email Friend | | | "A watched rock boils no moss."
-- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia
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| Email Friend | | | Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
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