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| Email Friend | | | "Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
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| Email Friend | | | "Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
evil. *sob*"
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
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| Email Friend | | | "Hmmmmm. Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
-- Lt. Wilkes
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| Email Friend | | | I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers.
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| Email Friend | | | You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
diarrhea.
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| Email Friend | | | Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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| Email Friend | | | * DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
cat.
DGMage: The cat is important.
-- excerpts from #gothic
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| Email Friend | | | If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."
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| Email Friend | | | "It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
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| Email Friend | | | A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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