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"Conspiracies abound:  If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
 be that you're a fuckhead."
                        -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting


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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."

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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat

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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
                        -- Lynn Howard


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"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
 I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
 confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
                        -- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital


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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd


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"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call


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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch


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