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| Email Friend | | | "Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
be that you're a fuckhead."
-- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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| Email Friend | | | Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
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| Email Friend | | | don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
- Kilgore Trout
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| Email Friend | | | "There are no depths to which I will not sink."
-- Lynn Howard
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| Email Friend | | | "I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
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| Email Friend | | | "High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
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| Email Friend | | | "I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
-- Garth Kidd
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| Email Friend | | | "I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
-- me, in a support call
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| Email Friend | | | "It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
-- Kez Bartsch
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