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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Rants
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| Email Friend | | | "I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
-- Adrian
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
-- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
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| Email Friend | | | "I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
-- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
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| Email Friend | | | "Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
-- me, AndrewR
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| Email Friend | | | "You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
-- Alastair J. R. Young
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| Email Friend | | | "I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
-- Karen
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| Email Friend | | | "It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
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| Email Friend | | | "My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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| Email Friend | | | "Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
taste."
-- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
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