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	"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late." -- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny

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	"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this stuff." -- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the lab (he's now joined the choir =))

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	"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!" -- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"

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	"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark." -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)

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	"Well bugger me." "With pleasure." -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford

"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers

"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen

"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry

"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me

"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it