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| Email Friend | | | It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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| Email Friend | | | "Assassins!"
- Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
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| Email Friend | | | "Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
-- Karen
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| Email Friend | | | "The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
-- Mr. Cranky,
http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/
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| Email Friend | | | "Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
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| Email Friend | | | "My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
-- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"
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| Email Friend | | | "... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
angle)..."
-- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"
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| Email Friend | | | "... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
'brier' and 'nard'..."
-- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
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| Email Friend | | | "I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
-- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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| Email Friend | | | "It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
-- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
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