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	"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum." -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"

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	"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!" -- Lyndall Holmes

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	"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse." -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.

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	Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!

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	My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen