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	I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".

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	I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.

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	It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

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	I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

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	"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question, even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." - Will Gillespie

And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita

"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.