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| Email Friend | | | "Well I been called LUCIFER...
And I been called SATAN...
But my name's RICHARD...
And YOU can call me DICK..."
-- Killdozer, "Richard"
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| Email Friend | | | "No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
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| Email Friend | | | I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.
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| Email Friend | | | My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
York.
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| Email Friend | | | I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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| Email Friend | | | If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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| Email Friend | | | Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
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| Email Friend | | | I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
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| Email Friend | | | Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.
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