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	sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time

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	I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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	To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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	When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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	"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Have you seen a doctor?" "No, just spots."

Time's fun when you're having flies. 

    - Kermit the Frog 

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
be prepared'." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989 

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital