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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece


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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


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"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 

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Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

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He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

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It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 

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