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	"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

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	"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

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	"Sorry about that Chief." - Maxwell Smart

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	Let us praise the noble turkey vulture No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height. - Edward Abbey

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	You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots